Friday, April 15, 2011

papercuts sting like a bitch. or like your mom.

Your mother ingests a large quantity of entrees of high caloric value, such that when she receives an accidental epidermal incision from the edge of a sheet of paper, a rich gravy is said to flow from the wound.
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  1. Kathy GleavesMay 6, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    Who writes this stuff? Is it one of my children?
    Signed -
    Your dear, sweet, sainted mother

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